A strange beam of light emits from the grounds of the mansion of Alien X...........
General Mildred: Giggledy pop, kerchow mea meeple! Blurbby boo, che maaki.
King: Damn this translator. *bangs cell phone on building* Say again, Mildred?
General Mildred: Withdraw! Immediate withdraw, my liege!
King: Withdraw! What has happened we should withdraw from earth?
General Mildred: Remember the exodus of the Lochonian males from their planet to Anatoth? (*eluded to in the entry Xuan Meets the Deliciously Dangerous Stranger)
King: Yesss......couldn't get rid of em'....tiny bastards. Had to watch my feet for fear of squishing them.
General Mildred: A plot has been revealed that the females of Lochosha are fanning out to various planets within 100 million light years to reap Anotothian males to take their place...sir! Alien X on earth! It is a She! She is after Anotothians!
We need all avaliable Anotothians of PURE BLOOD to return to Anatoth immediately to avoid being hijacked by the Lochonian females....and to round up the Lochonian males and get them back on their home planet. Sir!
King: *scratches jaw* Eh, it is true not all is going well on Earth. Seems the earthen DNA is slowly filtering the Anotothian DNA....watering it down. Alright! Immediate withdraw! There will be a meeting on the morrow! Put Wilbur back on.
Wilbur! Tell me about the flux capacitor!
Wilbur: It has been restored to complete functionality. It was miraculous! It is as if nothing ever happened to it...............
Seven days earlier.............
Xuan spends an extra few minutes with Alien X after a great Woo-Hoo.
Xuan: You were wonderful, X. Maybe the best I have ever had....
X: Great lover, I am not. You, great.
Xuan: You don't know what you are saying. For never errrr....woo-hooing like this...ever....ehhh..yeah, you were pretty good.
X: Fetus? Is there?
Xuan: Yes, you have a fetus.
X: The babe will be born, then fix it, will I. The flux capacitor.
Xuan's mind boggles. That will be a while!
X: Worry not. 3 days, is all it takes!
Xuan: Three days???? Not nine months?
X: Produce quickly, we do.
Xuan: X. You have two fetuses. Two babies will be born!
X: It was the cheesecake!
Xuan: Cheesecake! So it works again!
X: Always worked, for me. And you. And now for everybody!
Xuan: How did you do it X? I mean, with the cheesecake and all.
X: Mind blocks.....energy. Flux capacitor, I used.
Xuan: You mean you brainwashed people?
X: I did. But not you! No! Just made them think bad, it was!
X: See, good it is! Cheesecake~!
Xuan: Mmmm can't wait to try it! *Zingle!*
X: Heard that, I did! You too Xuan! *blush*
Xuan is momentarily confused, then realizes he flirted with X in the Anotothain language.
Two more days pass....
X: Why are we still here????? What has happened....?
Wilbur: X! You have closed off the portal to your planet, my dear. The flux capacitor does not work there, only Anatoth. And, it will only transport those who's hearts are pure and willing.
X: I am stuck here...on this planet....
Wilbur: It seems so. Might as well make yourself at home and get a job. Toodles! *pop*
Next Up... "The Meeting"
Have you figured it out yet? Who is Alien X????