Title: She Looks Like A Robbins!
Joan as a teen- ager is available for download.
Last Visit: Joan and Shawn-Michael were last seen graduating from University. Joan and Shawn-Michael lived in the small 5 room dorm for quick play, so that meant I sailed through their time in Uni mostly on fast to middle speed. The one thing they did was pass a wishing well as a gift to Lincoln Strickland before they graduated.
Alien X: Bah. You are attempting to become numerous, infidel! Who are you to think the Anatothians can possibly take over this blue planet? You are but a small handful of pitiful creatures from a rock millinneums away from this place. Your beloved planet will continue to shrink until it is gone; then all will be left is what is here. The Strickland family has produced many more than you! How inferior you are! How you try but never seem to succeed! HAHAHAH! You even have one that you continually batter upon the head forcing him into procreation, even having babies himself to produce more of your DNA. How sorry you are.
Alien X: The Stricklands simply let the children come. Look how numerous they are! You hold meetings, give out 'gifts', spy on your neighbors and even send messengers and enforcers down to make sure everyone does their duty. What has it gotten you?
King: Ahhhh..what are you saying? The whole Mission is a farce? That the Anatothians should just act ...uhh...like a human being and there would be no trouble..? We could reproduce if we didn't try so hard?
Alien X: That's what I am saying. No more cheesecake for you!
One of the best houses I have ever built. It is available for download. It has four bedrooms, three baths, dining, living, family room, kitchen, and a small greenhouse built onto the back. (Seasons). All Maxis content version. Would make a great Legacy house. $42,634.
Joan: Yes we are, Shawn! The house is huge. It will hold many children!
Shaw-Michael: Errr...yeah. It will! I guess.
Joan: Let's get started right away on having children....er...let's go woohoo. For the first time in our new house!
Shawn-Michael: Nah, I don't think so. The welcome wagon is here and needs to be entertained.
Aazia (Robbins) Landgraab, sister to the Bride
Malcom Landgraab IV, brother-in-law to the Bride
Quavi Robbins - Father to the Bride, Daphene (Strickland) Robbins, Mother to the Bride. Errr...Daphne, no lusting over your son-in-law, please. Thank you.
Mackenzie (Capehart) Strickland- Mother to the Groom and Jim-Bob Strickland, Brother to the Groom.
Michael-Douglas Strickland - Brother to the Groom, and Barry-James Strickland, Father to the Groom
Zaine Robbins - Brother to the Bride, Jessica Robbins - Twin sister to the Bride, Zaed Robbins - Uncle to the Bride, (Quavi again) then Wendy (Townie) Robbins, Sister-In-Law to the Bride
Mich Robbins - Brother to the Bride
Xuan Robbins - Cousin to the Bride
The ceremony area. Having it right in front of the greenhouse ruined one of my shots. :(
Quavi: My daughter is married, and has added a fine son to our family!
Joan: I also think I am with child already.
Quavi: So quickly! Your husband Shawn-Michael has strong features and already carries some Anatothian DNA carried from Kerris, the daughter of Kamika. Your marriage to him will only give us more strength on this planet. I am proud of you, daughter!
Joan: Father, thanks to Uncle Zaed for finding me such a fine mate!
Shawn-Michael: Well sir, first of let me make it clear that I want to take care of Joan in the fashion she is used to. I have already provided a big fine house for her. I aspire to be a Celebrity Chef, the simoleons paid for that profession will support Joan indeed.
Zaed: Uh-huh. And what about Joan's children? Hmm?
Shawn-Michael: *chokes slightly* Well errr...of course. Of course I will take care of Joan's errr...OUR children. I already have a nursery painted and furnished waiting for the birth of the first little one.
Zaed: You will do boy. Indeed.
Jim-Bob: Ms. Landgraab. Have you ever heard the song "Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band?"
Aazia: Mr. Strickland, have you ever done the dance, 'The Charleston'?
Michael-Douglas: Oh mamma! Daphne Robbins is one hot chick!!!!
Daphne: *doesn't have a clue*
Ruby and Fini *in unison* What about us???
Zaed: What about them, my son? You are to support the two women in a house of their choosing and father their children. The king in his benevolence has seen fit to assign them to you so you will not have to travel Prosperity Falls looking for wombs. They will be able to provide many for the Mission.
Xuan: Yes, but Ruby and Infinity? *whine*
Ruby: What is the matter Xuan? Afraid of me? *taunts*
Xuan: No! I am not fearful of you, at all. I just....
Zaed: What is it! Speak up!
Infinity sighs dreamily. Ruby laughs hysterically.
Mackenzie: Yes Barry, I can't believe it. We will be grandparents. It seems so different.
Barry-James: Ah well. Time marches on, my love. Yes it does.
Mich: Uhhh....what did you say Jess?
Jessica: Err....nothing. It won't be long before I graduate from Uni and get married too.
Mich: Yup, you will be a married lady pretty soon.
Shawn-Michael: I wish I could find a job in Culinary! Oh Joan! I think you are starting to show!
Shawn-Michael: She looks like a Strickland! (remember, Shawn carries the same DNA!)
Joan: A Robbins!
Joan: Hon, can you take time out of doing yoga to come to Tavoria's birthday party???
Looks like she has her daddy's high cheekbones, the Robbins eyes from both parents...heh
Shawn-Michael: I don't even know why you are bothering getting your shape back if you want another baby, Joan.
Joan: I have the same interest in fitness that you do, Shawn. I want that achievement plaque!
Shawn-Michael: In due time my love...in due time
ODD PICS OUT:
This is the fist time I have ever seen both parents praise the toddler for using the potty. Gah. New parents. Let's see if they both do it on child number 3 or 4. lol
Both grandfathers joined Tavoria at the Bunny Head during her birthday party.