Friday, November 23, 2007

What Happened, Part One




To Recap: It was realized by Ruby and Infinity Nevermore in Faded Memories that something had happened in Prosperity Falls. Homes had taken on a different appearance, the outward appearance of the citizens of the Falls had changed..and worse of all, entire memories had been erased. Children were not remembered who had been born, weddings were not remembered that had taken place. Personalities were different. It was as if these events had not really taken place at all; for the children were not there, and the wedding photos were no where to be found.

It was further suspected by Ruby and Fini in Is Time Really Repeating Itself that time was playing over again....only missing important details along the way, or getting everything entirely wrong. Why did they remember events that had occurred when no one else did? Why did they have to relive their first appearance in Prosperity Falls? Hadn't they done that already? But here they were doing it again. In a blink of an eye, Fini and Ruby were thrown back in time.

In Alien X, Ruby and the King of Anatoth make a telepathic connection, along with Zaed Robbins. The King revealed there was a breach in the flux capacitor, the instrument that measures time on Anatoth and enables time travel. The King later had a message from Alien X, who threatened to make all cheesecake in Prosperity Falls spoil as soon as it came out of the oven. Quavi and Zaed took that as a direct threat, as the population growth in Prosperity Falls for the Anotothians sometimes depends on it!




Jati: Ah, here we are moving into a new home.... gah! Look at me...and Samarah...father, this is it, isn't it, what you were telling me.

Zaed: It is so, Jati.

Jati: Samarah and I are going down town.....we have to do something about this.....

Zaed shakes his head at the young couple, and smiles slightly. Do it my son, we are having a meeting today with the others in the Mission.



Jati after being thrown back in time



Samarah needs lots of help! GAH!



Zaed, The King, Jati, and Berry Nosey

Zaed: It is a dire situation, Jati. This breach has affected the whole of Prosperity Falls, perhaps the whole earth. The extent of the damage is not yet known.

Jati: I can see that it is a matter of grave importance, Father. The more I talk with you, the more I am remembering. Father, I remember Timo coming back from the dead...and I remember you....dying....

Zaed: So you see, my son...time is repeating itself. Here I am in the flesh, I am not dead. And Timo is not alive. His grave along with that of Meadow Thayer-Robbins still resides across the street in the dilapidated home we used to live in before the wind blew it to pieces.

Jati: But father, I must ask. Why are we in a different headquarters now, before time repeated itself?

Zaed: It is one of the changes, my son...that has occurred....our home is not the same, the same as other citizens of the Falls have unknowingly experienced. Our change was more than others. But from what I can discern, our new building is larger than the building we used to have. That is all the better, more room to raise more Anotothians!

Jati: It is so father!



Xuan, Quavi, and Zaine Robbins

Zaed: The others are coming now. It is time to go inside and start the meeting. Mom has made some Baked Alaska and Santa cookies for us!

Jati: Alright! *slurp*



The Big Meeting commences, with the King of Anatoth at the head of the table.




King: Hey everybody, thanks for coming such short notice. Let me start this meeting by saying...well..Zaed knows who I am...in person. Quavi knows me by telepathy. ERmmm...Just call me King.




*SIGH* Why am I here? I could be at home woo-hooing Joy. Oh yum...this Baked Alaska is delicious! I am gonna have to get the recipe from Synclare~!

King:
You are here Xuan because you are a member of the Mission. You have just relived the last seven days of your life due to a breach of the flux capacitor.

Xuan: Ahhh...okay...errr... King? Did you say? Sure. I have just relived the last seven days of my life.

Ruby: He is disrespecting the King!

Fini: But Ruby, he doesn't know. Really!

Ruby: But Fini, that is sooooo like Xuan.....to be rude and disrespectful!

Fini: Ruby, this is a good sign, then!




Zaed: My son. I know this is hard to understand. But unbelievably, yes you and Zaine have just relived the last 7 days of your life....you are part of a Mission on earth...

Zaine: I knew it! I just knew it! That I had just repeated a bunch of classes at University! *Zaine begins to shake excitedly* I am going to marry the lovely Florentilla, the green goddess of my dreams! She is from Anatoth! OH! I am sitting here at the same table with the King? The King of Anatoth??? *feels faint*




Quavi: Yes my son. YES! We are here on this planet to reproduce and spread our DNA to save our race on Anatoth from.....from....errr....to spread our DNA! Yeah, that's right!




Xuan: Eeehhhh...okay. You guys are freakin' me out. I think I will just eat my baked alaska and be on my way. Thanks for inviting me over.

King: Xuan's brain is damaged more than I thought! This is gonna be tough.

Zaed: It is so that Timo and Kamika fled Anatoth at the behest of the King to come to this planet to spread DNA of Anatothians amongst the earth peoples.

King: Yes. That's true. *sigh*

Jati: But sirs, with all due respect. Zaed has done a thorough job of teaching me about the Mission...but there is one thing that I have always thought should be answered.....

*All eyes look upon Jati*

Jati:
What were Timo and Kamika fleeing from on Anatoth? Why was I born here instead of on my home planet? I have been denied presence on Anatoth!




Jati continues: I have no doubts that what we do here is imperative to our survival as a race...but why? What was so bad on Anatoth that my forefathers left that planet and traveled many light years to Prosperity Falls on earth to procreate? Hm?




Zaine: Yes sirs....what of that??? Will I ever see Anatoth....what am I doing this for? Really? I am marrying the lovely Florentilla, having many babies with her...but what is that so different than what earthlings do?




These guys are really crazy.....I can't believe I am related to them.....maybe I can just sneak out of here real quiet like....ummm..where will I hide this baked alaska?




Zaed: Listen to me Xuan. All of you. The King has important news to pass along....about why time was rolled back...that is...why the last 7 days repeated.....what Timo and Kamika were running from. Go ahead, my king.

King: Eh...Wilbur has recently been in contact with me regarding this time issue thing....the flux capacitor...ehhhh.... Ok. I will just put it out there. How many of you remember Timo coming back from the dead?

Xuan: Okay, that's it...I am outta here!!!! *Xuan 's anxiety raises by 10 degrees.....pain throbbs in his head. He plops back down to his chair....putting his head in his hands.* Ahhh....pain.....

Ruby: You see that Fini? Another headache?

Xuan:
Who said that? I don't see no little girls in here! *Xuan's eyes dart about the room...his eyes are glittering with confusion.

Ruby: Yes! Yesss!!! *Pumps fist in victory*

King:
It appears Xuan's telepathy is returning! *Ahem* As I was saying. All this started when I commanded Zaed to bring Timo back from the dead. Oh I had a plan that Timo would rule the Mission in tandem with Jati...sorry J....as I knew Zaed would be passing soon. It was to be, that Timo would merely be a replacement for Zaed. Perchance he might create again as he did with Meadow Thayer to spread a more pure DNA.

This was something that, alas, was not researched on Anatoth as it should have been. I was so sure that as the King, my idea was a good one. I pushed the idea right through Wilbur, and she consented, with much trepidation. She held hesitation because she had not tested the whole theory of bringing back the dead. It does work on Anatoth with the use of the flux capacitor...but had never been tested on earth with Anotothians using the Reaper phone.

At any rate. When Timo came back, that in effect opened a portal in the flux capacitor. Yeah...a vacuum. One which a foreign body could come through. We did not know about it until it was too late....time had already rolled back...Wilbur caught it at the seven day mark, and hit the panic button stopping all time travel activity on Anatoth..when she did that.....gah....I don't want to say what happened to those who were time traveling at the time...they were suspended....time stood still for a millisecond. During that millisecond...you here on earth relived 7 days.....

Well. Needless to say, the flux capacitor had to rectify the Timo error. That is what it does....it is the time keeper on Anatoth...and enables time traveling. Sooo....the only way to do that was to refresh the whole thing. Yeah. Roll back time....time stands still....so Anatoth and earth could be in sinc once again. Yeah.....




Zaine: So okay...that explains why time rolled back...but why did Timo and Kamika leave Anatoth, and what does that have to do with the price of tea in China????

King: *sighs* Okay, here it is. Timo and Kamika left Anatoth because of Alien X. Ahhh...who is Alien X? Well, we don't really know. Alien X is a being that stalked me, stalked Wilbur, and the rest of the royal family and all our scientists. Threatened to steal way the flux capacitor for use on it's own planet. If that were to happen, our planet would implode, and there would be nothing left. Not even a small meteor. Gone. Like it never existed.

When the portal opened in the coveted flux capacitor...I believe Alien X traveled through it. It has spoken to me, and to Zaed, and Quavi.




Zaed: It is so. Alien X has traveled to earth somehow, and has threatened to make cheesecake inedible. That would severely curtail our Mission to spread our DNA on earth.... *Zaed takes a sip, and looks off into the distance, thoughtful. Silence fell over the room as the information as absorbed by all present.*

Jati:
So....if we were eventually rendered unable to procreate on earth...and our planet imploded...we would....be....

Quavi: That is right. Anotothians would be extinct.

Xuan: Extinct...shaminct. Hahaha at least it would be you guys and not me since I don't have any Anotothian DNA! HAHAHA! Hey wait. Where did that come from???? Waaait. Let's see here now. Samarah is carrying one fetus!!!!!




King:
By jove, I think he's got it!!!!!

Xuan: I remember Joy had a girl named Qrystal...nah...time rolled back...in Qrystal's place Joy had a boy named Xenio.....my boy.....hehehe! *Xuan is giddy with this revelation* Wait. Where is SHE?

Ruby: I am here Xuan. Listening as always.

Xuan: *Lots of Alien cussing* I knew it was too good to be true. I liked it better when I didn't know anything!

Ruby: I am coming out from under the house now, and take back my bed.

Xuan: What-ever. *rolls eyes*

Zaed:
I am glad things are getting back to normal. My Leige...what about others in the Mission that have no memory of the last 7 days?

King: It is unknown at this time if they will regain memory at all. Like your daughter Jenn. Her home was hit hard. But as long as she continues to have babies, I fear that is the most we will be able to get out of her for now. As long as Infinity Nevermore is there to report, all will be well I think.

Quavi: Also. What about the cheesecake????

King: Wilbur and I are working on that. Can't tell you a thing right now. Ah well. When I have more information, we will get together again. Telepathy if we can use it. If not, we will meet again face to face. Hey, I am goin' to go to the sauna. Who will join me?

The meeting adjourns...but Xuan lingers at the table to finish his baked alaska.




Berry Nosey: Hey Xuan. Care to give an interview?

Xuan: I have nothing to say to you, nosey reporter.

Berry: But you did before....ya know.....all this time business happened. You showed up at my house to welcome me to the neighborhood.

Xuan: Yeah, well.....couldn't help it. That really wasn't me. That was...uh......hum....the other me. The time traveling me. I got it all back now baby.....yeah...you have been stalking me and my family for years....trying to get inside of it all.....I have seen you hangin' around.

Berry: Yeah well....I have my own sources for information, mister. I just might...ahh....be able to help you with that cheesecake issue...ya know...make you look good.

Xuan glares into his baked alaska...his eyes slide to the right.....fixes a hard stare at Berry.
Just what are you suggesting?

Berry: You think on that. Ya know...you scratch my back...I'll scratch yours...ya haven't been the most respected Robbins. I can make you look like the golden boy. Yeah.

Xuan: What do you want in return?

Berry: I'll let you know. See ya around. With that, Berry Nosey leaves Xuan to his dessert.




I hate this whole thing. Sometimes I wish I had never been born to an Anotothian father and a human mother..... Why me???

Ruby:
Because! That's why! You leave Berry Nosey alone! I swear Xuan...if you listen to her it could jeopardize the whole Mission!

Xuan: SHADDUP RUBY. I will find a way to knock you back to Anatoth!

END OF PART 1




Thursday, November 22, 2007

They Still Don't Have A Clue

THE BOSTIC HOMESTEAD

ROUND 16



Zaed: My liege! Here is my cousin moving in her family into a new home.... they did the same thing before the warp in the time continuum...however, this is not the same house!

King: Once again Zaed, this is an example of time trying to repeat itself...but is making grievous errors.

(Editor - This is another television house. Before, the Bostics had moved into the home from The Waltons. Can you guess this one? Hint: This program was popular in the 1960's. Downloaded from TSR. While this house is very authentic on the inside, it is not Seasons compatible. Snowing inside due to problems with the attic. The family will move out next round.)

Zaed:
Have there been anymore developments regarding Alien X?

King: Zaed, please call all the brethren together, we will have a presence at your place in time. Telepathy isn't dependable. Yes, there are important matters to discuss.

Zaed: Of course. It will be done.

Alien chatter dies out....




Ding-blasted farkle smitter smatter.....pfft. What the heck is going on??? Everyone is in this house and accounted for....the whole things is ding blasted confusing..... ahhhh.... even the boy Zeon doesn't' have a clue...he used to know about the Mission, I will ENSURE he will reproduce productively so there will be no doubt....




Zeon:
Yes, yes, there is to be a wedding! That's right, me and Trudy are tying the knot right here in the new house. Come on over! There will be lots of food and drink!




To the Bride and Groom! May you be peaceful, prosperous, and mulitply greatly! Drink up!




Trudy: Oh my darling, you are my one and my all. Where I lack, you make up for me. You are the black to my white, the leather to my lace. I LOVE YOU!!!!




Zeon: Huzzah! Give it to me baby! Now we can woo-hoo all we want without guilt! Now let's go on our honeymoon!

Trudy: I am ready to go to Twikki Island, love. Thank you for this wonderful tropical vacation!




Hotel Clerk: Thereisnodrinking, partying, orsmokingintheroom. Pleaseleavethedoorunlockedsothemaidcancomeintoclean. Donottrackmud, sand, orotherforeignmattersintotheroom. DonotusethevoodoodollonanyoftheTwikkiIslandemployees. Roomserviceisavailiableuponrequestanddoescostlotsofsimoleons. Besuretovisitoursouvieneerstandandspendlotsofsimoleons. Thefiredancerwillteachthefiredancetoyouuponrequest, thatcostlostofsimoleons. Wehavehuladancersthatwillteachthehulatoyouforfree, thatdoesn'tcostanysimoleons. Thankyouandhaveagreatvacation.




Trudy: Oh honey, you must try this! The hula is such a beautiful dance! The hula actually tells a story by the different moves. It is how the ancients passed stories to the new generations! Come try!

Zeon: Eh, some other time, love. I think I just wanna lay on the beach and watch the babes...errr...waves....




Trudy: Yum! This cheesecake that room service brought over is good! It is so romantic sitting out here in the moonlight with you, Zeon.

Zeon: Yeah, it is really good. *slurp* And the woo-hoo we had was great too! Let's go have another go at it!

Trudy: In time, dear in time. I just wanna enjoy the moonlight, you, and THIS CHEESECAKE.




Zeon: Ah well, the honeymoon is over. Time to go home.

Trudy: Yes, but we did have a wonderful time, did we not?

Zeon: Absolutely!




Nine months later....

Trudy: Zeon! The baby is coming.....gahhhh.....




Zeon: My seed is powerful! There are two babies! err....where did that come from???? heh. I must be working too hard.

Trudy: Oh Zeon we have the cutest little boy and little girl. I think I will name them Braelen and Briah.

*King Thinking* "Eh. The cheesecake still works...at least it does right now. I must not take any of the threats Alien X has made with a light hand......"




Yasika: What precious grandbabies I have. I remember the days of taking care of little ones.

(Editor - Due to the snowing in the house issue, I had to grow up Braelen and Briah to child due to continual threats from the social worker to come and take the babies because they were cold. This only affects infants and toddlers.)









ON TO THE LOT OF THE STRICKLAND HOMESTEAD





Martin Strickland here. I can't begin to tell you about all the strange things going on around Prosperity Falls. Plus, it has affected our house. Gad... I got up one morning, and everything had faded in the house.....had to invest in wallpaper and new flooring all over the place. Put quite a dent in the pocketbook, but needed done nonetheless.

Went outside to the back yard to visit mom and dad's graves, like I do every day.




Their graves had been ravaged as well. The fencing was missing. I also had to replace that. It has not been easy around here lately.




Me and Joslyn's boys are growing up. Decotah is getting straight A's....would a Strickland get any less?




And our boy Sacha had a birthday as well. He wants to have lots of friends, and to become a Captain Hero like his grandma Kirstee. What are Joslyn and I doing?

Well....




Joslyn has gone on a dog adopting frenzy. She stated that our dog Skippy needed a playmate. First she adopted Buffy. Well, Buffy is a nice enough dog, and very playful. However, she can't do one thing that Joslyn was hoping for. Buffy is too old to have puppies. Yep, she was hoping to get Skippy and Buffy to become parents.




So then she adopted Lulu. Lulu is a beautiful Lab. Lulu is also very playful, and a wonderful dog. She and Skippy got along real well, and eventually they did have puppies....three of them...




King, Queenie, and Prince. We didn't keep them all, we gave King and Queenie up for adoption, and kept Prince.

What have I been doing? The same as all Stricklands to. I have been gazing through the telescope. Dad and my sister Gertrude did go on an Alien ride years ago, and I suspected it was my turn.




There is one fortunate thing that did not occur. While I have been hoping for a visit with the Aliens my whole life, I did not want what typically comes with that. Some of the people in Prosperity Falls who go on these secret rides later on have a rather odd looking child, even the males. Somehow I got out of that. I loved the ride, and hope it happens again.




My lovely wife Joslynn seems to have lost interest in the business my father Chevy gave to us when we got married, the bookstore. She hasn't been to it in a long time, she is letting a manager run it for now. She seems to be oriented toward another career at the moment. She became a Celebrity Chef, but did not like the notoriety that comes with that; so she went into the education field. She is a Dean of Students right now. Me, I am still a Mad Scientist like my sister Lillith. I find it to be a fascniating field.

Ah well, see you next time. Uh....seems like I just gave this interview not to long ago..deja vu....





Monday, November 19, 2007

Alien X

THE LOT OF JEANNIE (STRICKLAND) TOYONAGA



ASimWen: Hey Jeannie. Lookin' good.

Jeannie: Yup. Thanks. Gettin' all settled into my new house since I graduated University. It was pretty easy.

ASimWen: Oh? How so? You didn't have any money when you graduated. You forgot to grab your booty from the Greek House.




Jeannie: Well, my friends kept inviting me over to their house in the neighborhood. They would give me stuff...and I sold it to get cash to furnish my house.

ASimWen: Wow! Look at all that! You have a god from the Aztec ruins.....

Jeannie: Aazia and Malcom Landgraab gave me that, as well as the oriental looking gate thing. By the time I sold everything, I had §35,000 to outfit the house. I had a great yard sale. *smile*

ASimWen: I say! Hey, you haven't noticed anything weird in Prosperity Falls since you graduated, have you?

Jeannie: Who me? Nah. Why do you ask?

ASimWen: Nothing, nothing. *Wen wipes the sweat off her brow* Eh, so tell me about him.

Jeannie:
He is wonderful!!!!




He is Remington Toyonaga! Oh my goodness...he makes my heart go pitter patter.....

ASimWen: He does? Ahhh...I see.




Jeannie: The first time I met him, I thought he was the cat's meow.....I don't ever remember seeing him in University. Hum.....well, to make a long story short, I asked him to move in with me. But not before he took me out a few times. He took me to Cold Issue Clothing one night. Eh, Count Orland Moniff showed up.

ASimWen: *Smacks herself in the forehead* Oh no! Who did he bite this time?




Jeannie: Well, he bit Tosca (Capehart) McClelland. And....



Notice the Count has no reflection in the mirror.....

And he bit the Servo that lives with Manuel and Lillith Capehart. That makes two vamps now in that house.



This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in the game

The Count is now developing a taste for robotics, apparently! I got worried when he headed for Remington. But evidently he just wanted to poke fun at him.




Remington took me home shortly after that. We didn't want to upset the Count.

ASimWen: I don't blame you. So how did Demeter fare the move?




Jeannie: Well, she did fine. Her and Remington get along great.

ASimWen: You say Remington moved in with you?



Remington Toyonaga
Aspiration: Knowledge
LTW: To Become Chief of Staff

Jeannie: He sure did. We got real friendly real quick.



Well one day I came home from work and made a dash for the bathroom. I realized I was pregnant. Well, you know my Daddy Bulldog Strickland is real traditional about men and women...babies being born inside of wedlock and all. Me and Remington wasn't married.




Daddy was a might upset that me and Remington was 'living in sin' so he never came over...neither did mama. So I decided to make do with the new little family I was starting . Me and Remington was gonna strike out on our new life together. He really did seem to be excited about the baby and all.



It came the evening, just hours before little Tony was born, that me and Remington decided to tie the knot. Yup. I am now Jeannie Toyonaga.




ASimWen: Tony Toyonaga??? heh.....



THE LOT OF VONFIRMATH AND JAVA JAN CAPEHART




Java Jan: OOhh...boopsie! I love you so much!!!!!

Vonfirmath: MMmmmMMM! I love you too hunny bun! *smack!* Hey what you say we go shopping downtown for some wedding duds???

Java Jan: Okay!




Java Jan: Errr...baby...let's get some regualar clothes too....ehhhhh.....

****

King: It appears the locals are trying to imitate the Mission!

Zaed: I see. Mr. Capehart is dressing like my brother Quavi!

King: Quite.

Xuan: *Choke!!*

Ruby: Is that you, Xuan?

Xuan: Darn...what a headache... Joy! Get me some Tylenol....

King: Ruby, I hear you!

Ruby: And I you, as well! What has happened to the earth?

King: It appears that there has been a serious breach to the flux capacitor....

*Ruby slaps her hand over her mouth. Fear spreads through out her body.* Isn't the flux capacitor the instrument that measures time on Anatoth and enables time travel?

King: Exactly!

Ruby: A breach? How?

King: Don't know Ruby. Wilbur is working on it. Our goal is to reset the time continuum and get you, Infinity Nevermore and the whole earth BACK TO THE FUTURE......




Vonfirmath:
You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

Java Jan: No. YOU are the most HANDSOME man I have ever seen!

Vonfirmath: You have the prettiest eyes....

Java Jan: No, your eyes are prettier...



Parents of the bride and groom: Lillith and Manuel Capehart, and Andre and Yasika Bostic.

Oh what a great wedding! Let's all smustle! Real spontaneous like! WooHoo we have been smustling so long, we nearly missed the wedding...This smustling is just too much fun!




Fini: Ruby look! Yaskia Robbins-Bostic has the aluminum antennae ...and it appears her irises have disappeared! Her hair is a mess, compared to how she used to look......

Ruby: I see Fini! However, others have not been touched at all!




Like Karen Capehart-Strickland....




Jessie Capehart.....




And Mich Robbins......

Mich: I am a giant among Anotothians.

Ruby: Huh?

Fini: Ruby, I don't think he knows we heard him.




Java Jan: OOOooooowwwWWWW!!!!!

Vonfirmath: EEEeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyoooOOOWWW!

Java Jan: Shaddup, Von!

Vonfirmath: No, YOU SHADDUP!




Java Jan:
Oh looky Von! We have a cute little boy named Java Joe Capehart. He sure looks an awful lot like your beautiful mother, Yasika.

Vonfirmath: No, you hold more beauty, even more than my mother.




Java Jan: Oh Von. Our little boy Java Joe is lacking a brain.

Vonfirmath: No sweetie.... you are the one lacking.... errrr..... nevermind.




Java Jan: Vonfirmath! Come quickly! Java Joe has miraculously grown a head! Isn't he gorgeous!

Vonfirmath: Yes my love, he his gorgeous...but you my sweet...seem to have become double jointed in the neck....


THE LOT OF CARLA (STRICKLAND) JEFFRES




ASimWen: Hi Carla. I see you are getting ready to read the paper.

Carla: Yup. gonna look for a job. I need some simoleons. Bad.

ASimWen: Did you do the same thing Jeannie Strickland did and forget to pull your graduation money out of the dorm?

Carla: Eh, yeah. Nobody gave me anything for my backpack, either.

ASimWen: You should have come around and visited other lots so you could be greeted and given things.

Carla: I did. You were playing on middle and fast speed and didn't see me. You should have had them invite me over.

ASimWen: Looky here now Carla. I can only do so much. The time continuum is messed up.

Carla: The time coninuee.....ummm....what? Oh never mind. Hey, I am gonna call Tyler. But first I am gonna accept this job in the education field. That will give me a bookcase so the three children I want to graduate from college will have a good skilling object.




Carla: Oh Tyler...you are such a flatterer. Keep saying all those nice things to me!

Tyler: Carla, you have the cutest fuzzy little balls on your head..eh...I thought you used to have long hair...but this is okay too.

Carla: Oh Tyler you say the most romantic things. Hey you wanna move in with me?

Tyler: Okay!




Carla: Tyler, you moved in just in time for our wedding party to arrive.

Tyler: You mean the Welcome Wagon.

Carla: No, I mean the wedding party. Being that neither you or I have any parents, we are gonna use the Welcome Wagon to see us get married. I didn't get a wedding last time, you know..... errr... last time???? GAH! It seems like we were married, already. A while ago...

Tyler: Carla! I know I am not divorced...and remarried....what are you talking about?

Carla: I don't know Tyler. Let's not worry about it and LET'S GET HITCHED.




Carla and Tyler tie the knot with the Welcome Wagon *kinda* watching....




The elders don't quite know which way to look to see the nuptials...




ASimWen: Tyler, I see the look on your face. Have you been dancing?

Tyler: Uh, yeah.




Vampiress-Diva-Vyn Hutchins: WOW! You guys are just too much fun to spend an evening with. Even though I have lots of simoleons, I am just going to leave this cheap-o stereo for you guys! (even though I can afford better).




Carla: WooHoo! I am on my way to graduating three kids from college.

ASimWen: I see. Oh wait a minute. My bad. Tyler had been dancing...AND.....

Carla: You don't need to tell the whole Internet what me and Tyler like do in the changing booth.



Carla: Oooh! This hurts!!!!

ASimWen: It is time for your first baby. Err...what happened to your hair? I see you were smart and cut your hair so your twins wouldn't be yanking on it.




Carla: Twins? Are you crazy woman??? If I had twins, I would certainly know it. Me and Tyler have one. ONE. His name is Kyle.

ASimWen: But what happened to Hunter? The other one????

Carla smiles benevolently at ASimWen as she shows her out the door. She then turns to Tyler... "ASimWen is crazy...."

Tyler: Just humor her dear. She doesn't know any better.....


ON TO THE LOT OF MICH AND WENDY ROBBINS (this finishes round 15. AGAIN.)




Zaed: I see time is still not corrected. This is going nothing like the past.

King: Yes. I know Mich had a big wedding with lots of guests...even in a different house.

Zaed: Yes, he originally had the house from TSRVille....a replica of the Dusty Rhodes house. This time he moved him and Wendy into the Doug Abone house.

King: It appears the flux capacitor has been sabotaged.

Zaed: Sabotaged? What scoundrel would do such a thing?

King: It has come to light there is someone out there...Alien X.

Zaed: What cad would roll back time, and replay it again!

King: The changes in the future that will happen because of these events being relived differently is unknown. So far Wilbur has not been able to fix the flux capacitor. It looks as though we might have to wait....and let history incorrectly repeat itself.....




Wendy:
You do remember Lucas Turner, don't you Mich?

Mich:
He is long dead Wendy. Hey, let's call out for a couple of kittens. After all, I want to raise 20 puppies or kitties. I want to implant each one with a spy chip so we can adopt them out to everyone in Prosperity Falls.

Zaed: He had dogs before, my liege.

King: I am aware.

Zaed: It is as if time is trying to do things the same, but is making mistakes along the way...




Wendy: I received inheritances from Calista Capehart, Mercedes Capehart, and Meadow Thayer-Robbins.

Zaed: My new neice was not such a braggart.

King: I am going down there to see what is going on.




*King Thinking* hmmm...Nothing seems amiss. I have talked with Mich, and he is unaware we are repeating time. As far as he is concerned, I am the new guy on the block....just out walking around taking in the neighborhood.

*BLURP* MYSTERIOUS VOICE..... I WILL TAKE YOUR CHEESECAKE!

King: Who goes there?

*BLURP* It is me. I WILL TAKE YOUR CHEESECAKE!

King: Who are you?

*BLURP* Nobody you know.

King: Are you Alien x?

*BLURP* Uhhhh...maybe.

Quavi: He can't take the cheesecake! That allows our women to reproduce faster by giving birth to more than one child at a time!

Zaed: You are correct, Quavi. It is clearly a threat!~

*BLURP* That's right...all cheesecake will spoil as soon as it comes out of the oven......making it's magical qualities null....

ALL COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE ANOTOTHIANS AND *blurp* SUDDENLY GOES QUIET....




Mich: Our female cat Cleopatra will give birth to many kittens!




Wendy: And our male, Cymmi, will ensure they are beautiful! Awwww!




Mich: It wont' be long now.....