Grim: Miss Ruby. While I respect your Mission to get inside of Xuan Robbin's head, I do feel it is within the range of my job to tell you, this is none of your business.
Ruby: It seems I am the only one around here with any kind of memory at all. I do remember coming to this place with him. But why? I was suddenly yanked out of Xuan and Joy's house....the next thing I know I am here with Cowboy man. And who is butt-crack woman??? She isn't very nice to me at all. After Cowboy man died, my care was left to Ms. Butt Crack.
Ruby: Oh so you remember too! *feels giddy, and not so alone*
Berry: Yeah kid. I sure do. Hey look. *jabs Ruby in the ribs* Here comes somebody.
Martin Strickland : Ahhhh..... I don't feel so good. I am not my normal self.
Berry: Heh. But you don't seem to have any problem ogling the mail lady! HAHAHA! Martin wonders on down the street without a clue.
Ruby: How can you be so (lots of alien cussing) cheerful?
Lori: I don't know what you mean. I am always cheerful.
Alexis Trimble: I think I am gonna steal this newspaper. Yeah, that's right. Take it. It is MINE.
Berry: Hey. *jeering* You have somethin' big and ugly hangin' off yer ears!!!!
Berry: What is that? An antenna to signal a UFO? *Berry and Ruby respond with gales of laughter*
Alexis: You guys are mean! *Alexis stalks off, forgetting the newspaper*
Ruby: Hey there's Xuan! Yoo hoo! Xuan! Hey!
Jenn: Oh my. Am I dreaming? Hi Xuan. How are you, my brother?
Xuan: Hey Jenn. You are looking fine today.
Jenn: Thank you Xuan. I do feel a little under the weather. I don't feel like my normal self. Perhaps it is the fact I am carrying a child.
Xuan: I am sure. I am looking forward to getting another little neice or nephew.
Jenn: I am so glad, Xuan. You are a wonderful uncle to me an Regis' children.
Ruby: *GAG!!!* Xuan, what is the matter with you? How come you are being so nice to Jenn?
Xuan: Who are you kid? Shaddup!
Ruby: Heh. That is more like it! *Grins*
Berry: *Whispers to Ruby:* She has the big things hangin' from the ears too.
Ruby: Eh, I noticed that.
Exterminator man: Dad blamed bugs. You people are filthy! Filthy I tell you!
Berry: What??? Cockroaches in Prosperity Falls???
Ruby: Highly unusual, indeed!
MOVING ON TO XUAN AND JOY'S LOT....
Xuan: You are delicious, woman! *smack!*
Joy: Thank you for this beautiful house, Xuan.
Xuan: You deserve it Joy. After all, you are such a great mother to our children, and work so hard for all of us. (Editor - Xuan and Joy's house crashed upon entry, built a new one). I just love living in an All American brick rancher with a loving wife and lots of kids playing in the yard. It is the Amercian Dream! I am the luckiest man alive!
Joy: GAAHHH!!! It is time fo the baby to come!
Xuan: Oh my stars! Put the hot water on to boil!
Joy: Oh, what a pretty baby boy.
Joy: Oh....I seem to remember....a girl...named....Qrystal??? Where is my sweet girl? This boy is bad and fussy!
Xuan: Settle down there, Xenio. Don't give your mom a hard time.
Joy: He is in a bad mood, that's all.
Xuan: Ah well, he is just like his daddy, that's all. Get's moody every now and then. He will be fine.
Joy: Our children are growing fast, Xuan. They all had their birthdays!
Malvina: Oh here I am, just a happy Knowledge Sim. I love to study and keep my nose in books, and I wanna be a Space Pirate. However, I do remember at one time wanting to be popular.....hummm... I will have to study that.
Raya: YooHoo! I am so beautiful. Wanna have lots of boyfriends and become a Professional Party Guest. But there is something lurking in the back of my mind....at one time I wanted to be like Malvina wanted to.....have lots of friends....and I wanted to be a General in the Army. Gah. Oh well. I would rather have lots of boys!
Xuan: That's my girl. Lots of romance in your life! You will be very happy!
Xuan: Madam! I will remind you that I have a loving wife named Joy and several children who depend upon me to provide a level of living to which they are accustom! Good day!
Joselyn: Hum...I do remember my husband named Martin.....
ON TO LYNN AND KEVIN BEAR'S HOUSE
Lynn: Oh my! Kevin, what has happened to our house! It is all so ugly and bare. And where is the second story we built on? I thought?
Kevin: What are you talking about Lynn? I am just now buildin' this thing. I will put a second story on as needed. Right now we don't need it. The only children we have are Pinkie and Polar. I can only make so much income, you know.
Kevin: I became a Captain Hero to pull in more simoleons.
Lynn: But...but....when did that happen? The last I heard you were selling dogs to make money! Here I see you giving them away to Bubbs Strickland and Jeannie Strickland!
Lynn: Well okaaay......
ON TO THE LOT OF BUBBS STRICKLAND, AKA MR. KNOWLEDGE
Mr. Knowledge: Yep. Got him from Kevin Baer. I am gonna mate him with my dog Pepper.
ASimWen: How does Joy feel about that? Bein' that you and her just got married and had your boy Lonnie and all.
Mr. Knowledge: What the heck are you talking about? I am a confirmed bachelor! GAH! I am hot stuff for the chicks. I cannot tie myself down to one Sim!!!
ASimWen: Errr.... okay. Mr. Knowledge, I am also noticing here you seem to have found your tongue.
Mr. Knowledge: I didn't know I lost it.
ASimWen: Ahhhh......okay. Hey so you have Pepper and Apollo. Did you get them to mate successfully?
Mr. Knowledge: Yep. First I became friends with Apollo by teaching him to roll over.
They became great friends in only one day. Then I told Pepper to Try for Puppy with Apollo.
ASimWen: Was the doggie woo-hoo successful?
Mr. Knowledge: Yep. They had three pups. Two girls and a boy...I named them Simatra, Morrisha, and Marcus.
ASimWen: So Mr. Knowledge, what else have you been up to?
Mr. Knowledge: I hear there is secret islands to go to. I have been digging for maps.
ASimWen: A treasure chest? That is mighty fine!
Mr. Knowledge: Yeah, looks good sittin' in my living room. Can't do nothin' with it but look at it.
ASimWen: So Mr. Knowledge, what do you have in store for us next week?
Mr. Knowledge: Maybe we will get to visit a secret island.
ASimWen: Lookin' forward to it, Mr. Knowledge. See you then.
Fini: Ruby! You there? Can you hear me?
Ruby: Yes Fini! I hear you! What say you?
Fini: I dunno Ruby....it is all very strange here at the Jenn and Regis McClelland house....
WHAT IS GOING ON IN PROSPERITY FALLS? WHY CAN'T ANYONE REMEMBER ANYTHING? STAY TUNED TO NEXT WEEK? SAME BAT TIME, SAME BAT CHANNEL!