THE LOT OF JEANNIE (STRICKLAND) TOYONAGA
Jeannie: Yup. Thanks. Gettin' all settled into my new house since I graduated University. It was pretty easy.
ASimWen: Oh? How so? You didn't have any money when you graduated. You forgot to grab your booty from the Greek House.
ASimWen: Wow! Look at all that! You have a god from the Aztec ruins.....
Jeannie: Aazia and Malcom Landgraab gave me that, as well as the oriental looking gate thing. By the time I sold everything, I had §35,000 to outfit the house. I had a great yard sale. *smile*
ASimWen: I say! Hey, you haven't noticed anything weird in Prosperity Falls since you graduated, have you?
Jeannie: Who me? Nah. Why do you ask?
ASimWen: Nothing, nothing. *Wen wipes the sweat off her brow* Eh, so tell me about him.
Jeannie: He is wonderful!!!!
He is Remington Toyonaga! Oh my goodness...he makes my heart go pitter patter.....
ASimWen: He does? Ahhh...I see.
Jeannie: The first time I met him, I thought he was the cat's meow.....I don't ever remember seeing him in University. Hum.....well, to make a long story short, I asked him to move in with me. But not before he took me out a few times. He took me to Cold Issue Clothing one night. Eh, Count Orland Moniff showed up.
ASimWen: *Smacks herself in the forehead* Oh no! Who did he bite this time?
Notice the Count has no reflection in the mirror.....
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in the game
ASimWen: I don't blame you. So how did Demeter fare the move?
ASimWen: You say Remington moved in with you?
LTW: To Become Chief of Staff
It came the evening, just hours before little Tony was born, that me and Remington decided to tie the knot. Yup. I am now Jeannie Toyonaga.
THE LOT OF VONFIRMATH AND JAVA JAN CAPEHART
Java Jan: OOhh...boopsie! I love you so much!!!!!
Vonfirmath: MMmmmMMM! I love you too hunny bun! *smack!* Hey what you say we go shopping downtown for some wedding duds???
Java Jan: Okay!
Java Jan: Errr...baby...let's get some regualar clothes too....ehhhhh.....
King: It appears the locals are trying to imitate the Mission!
Zaed: I see. Mr. Capehart is dressing like my brother Quavi!
Ruby: Is that you, Xuan?
Xuan: Darn...what a headache... Joy! Get me some Tylenol....
King: Ruby, I hear you!
Ruby: And I you, as well! What has happened to the earth?
King: It appears that there has been a serious breach to the flux capacitor....
*Ruby slaps her hand over her mouth. Fear spreads through out her body.* Isn't the flux capacitor the instrument that measures time on Anatoth and enables time travel?
Ruby: A breach? How?
King: Don't know Ruby. Wilbur is working on it. Our goal is to reset the time continuum and get you, Infinity Nevermore and the whole earth BACK TO THE FUTURE......
Vonfirmath: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
Java Jan: No. YOU are the most HANDSOME man I have ever seen!
Vonfirmath: You have the prettiest eyes....
Java Jan: No, your eyes are prettier...
Parents of the bride and groom: Lillith and Manuel Capehart, and Andre and Yasika Bostic.
Ruby: I see Fini! However, others have not been touched at all!
Like Karen Capehart-Strickland....
Mich: I am a giant among Anotothians.
Fini: Ruby, I don't think he knows we heard him.
Java Jan: Oh looky Von! We have a cute little boy named Java Joe Capehart. He sure looks an awful lot like your beautiful mother, Yasika.
Vonfirmath: No, you hold more beauty, even more than my mother.
Vonfirmath: No sweetie.... you are the one lacking.... errrr..... nevermind.
Java Jan: Vonfirmath! Come quickly! Java Joe has miraculously grown a head! Isn't he gorgeous!
Vonfirmath: Yes my love, he his gorgeous...but you my sweet...seem to have become double jointed in the neck....
THE LOT OF CARLA (STRICKLAND) JEFFRES
ASimWen: Hi Carla. I see you are getting ready to read the paper.
Carla: Yup. gonna look for a job. I need some simoleons. Bad.
ASimWen: Did you do the same thing Jeannie Strickland did and forget to pull your graduation money out of the dorm?
Carla: Eh, yeah. Nobody gave me anything for my backpack, either.
ASimWen: You should have come around and visited other lots so you could be greeted and given things.
Carla: I did. You were playing on middle and fast speed and didn't see me. You should have had them invite me over.
ASimWen: Looky here now Carla. I can only do so much. The time continuum is messed up.
Carla: The time coninuee.....ummm....what? Oh never mind. Hey, I am gonna call Tyler. But first I am gonna accept this job in the education field. That will give me a bookcase so the three children I want to graduate from college will have a good skilling object.
Tyler: Carla, you have the cutest fuzzy little balls on your head..eh...I thought you used to have long hair...but this is okay too.
Carla: Oh Tyler you say the most romantic things. Hey you wanna move in with me?
Tyler: You mean the Welcome Wagon.
Carla: No, I mean the wedding party. Being that neither you or I have any parents, we are gonna use the Welcome Wagon to see us get married. I didn't get a wedding last time, you know..... errr... last time???? GAH! It seems like we were married, already. A while ago...
Tyler: Carla! I know I am not divorced...and remarried....what are you talking about?
Carla: I don't know Tyler. Let's not worry about it and LET'S GET HITCHED.
Carla and Tyler tie the knot with the Welcome Wagon *kinda* watching....
The elders don't quite know which way to look to see the nuptials...
Tyler: Uh, yeah.
ASimWen: I see. Oh wait a minute. My bad. Tyler had been dancing...AND.....
Carla: You don't need to tell the whole Internet what me and Tyler like do in the changing booth.
ASimWen: It is time for your first baby. Err...what happened to your hair? I see you were smart and cut your hair so your twins wouldn't be yanking on it.
ASimWen: But what happened to Hunter? The other one????
Carla smiles benevolently at ASimWen as she shows her out the door. She then turns to Tyler... "ASimWen is crazy...."
Tyler: Just humor her dear. She doesn't know any better.....
ON TO THE LOT OF MICH AND WENDY ROBBINS (this finishes round 15. AGAIN.)
Zaed: I see time is still not corrected. This is going nothing like the past.
King: Yes. I know Mich had a big wedding with lots of guests...even in a different house.
Zaed: Yes, he originally had the house from TSRVille....a replica of the Dusty Rhodes house. This time he moved him and Wendy into the Doug Abone house.
King: It appears the flux capacitor has been sabotaged.
Zaed: Sabotaged? What scoundrel would do such a thing?
King: It has come to light there is someone out there...Alien X.
Zaed: What cad would roll back time, and replay it again!
King: The changes in the future that will happen because of these events being relived differently is unknown. So far Wilbur has not been able to fix the flux capacitor. It looks as though we might have to wait....and let history incorrectly repeat itself.....
Wendy: You do remember Lucas Turner, don't you Mich?
Mich: He is long dead Wendy. Hey, let's call out for a couple of kittens. After all, I want to raise 20 puppies or kitties. I want to implant each one with a spy chip so we can adopt them out to everyone in Prosperity Falls.
Zaed: He had dogs before, my liege.
King: I am aware.
Zaed: It is as if time is trying to do things the same, but is making mistakes along the way...
Zaed: My new neice was not such a braggart.
King: I am going down there to see what is going on.
*BLURP* MYSTERIOUS VOICE..... I WILL TAKE YOUR CHEESECAKE!
King: Who goes there?
*BLURP* It is me. I WILL TAKE YOUR CHEESECAKE!
King: Who are you?
*BLURP* Nobody you know.
King: Are you Alien x?
Quavi: He can't take the cheesecake! That allows our women to reproduce faster by giving birth to more than one child at a time!
Zaed: You are correct, Quavi. It is clearly a threat!~
*BLURP* That's right...all cheesecake will spoil as soon as it comes out of the oven......making it's magical qualities null....
ALL COMMUNICATION BETWEEN THE ANOTOTHIANS AND *blurp* SUDDENLY GOES QUIET....