Last Visit: Mich and Wendy last seen in University, Week 15
This is the house from the TSR challenge Failure Is Not An Option.
It came to me. I will narrate my ideas later. Firstly, I wish to enter my wife in this report. Her name is Wendy, I met her in University. She is being instrumental in my Contribution.
There I purchased two dogs, a male and a female.
The female Daisey has unusual markings. I thought this would come in handy for my future plans. She is very smart and friendly.
Whilst we were out, Wendy mentioned she would like a nice wedding dress. I guessed that was all right. After all, part of our Mission is to marry a human. I chose a tuxedo to match her dress.
LTW: To Become A Captain Hero
Left to right: Nacarlius, Quavi, Zaine, Zaed, and Xuan
Xuan: Here we are. Another wedding. Another coupling. Hitching. Tieing the knot. GAWD.
Zaed: Xuan! It is your cousin, Mich. The Quiet one. (editor: Mich has zero outgoing points) This is his day. He is marrying a wonderful beautiful human named Wendy.
Quavi: He is my boy. *puffing up with pride* You wait and see. He will do something wonderful for the Mission. I just know it.
Xuan: What? Getting Wendy to spit out a a dozen or so babies???
Xuan: Get outta my head!!!!!
Wendy: Is everyone here now?
Mich: I think so. Let's say our vows.
Zaine: Ah. My brother marries before I do. And I am the eldest.
Xuan: I guess that must mean you aren't interested in the Mission like he is.
Zaine: Not so! I waited for my love, the Anotothian Florentilla to join me in University. We will make beautiful Anotothian children together!
Quavi: That is right, my son. I will have wonderful Anotothian grandchildren.
Xuan: YOUR LOVE? Youv'e got to be kidding me.
Zaine: Nope. We love each other. (editor: They are a natural three bolt couple)
Zaed: That only makes the Mission sweeter, my son. To experience human love, is the greatest gift an Anotothian can receive.
Quavi: Uh huh! Get 'em all, my son. They all have a uterus to house more Anotothians!
Xuan: How 'bout an Anotothian generating lots of lust???
Nacarlos: Ah, it is all good, Xuan. I find her to be outwardly appealing. My mission is to bed the Anotothian Jenny Trimble. I may be Anotothian, but I ain't blind.
Zaed: The beauty of the female human species makes it all the more satisfying to spread our DNA.
Xuan: HAHAHA! Too bad Nacarlos, Nacarlius and Zaine don't get one! *snicker*
Meanwhile, back at the wedding arch..
Mich: I take thee Wendy, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
Wendy: And I take thee, Mich, to be my lawfully wedded husband. Forevermore.
Nacarlos: Well, I think Mich got her.
Xuan: Yup. He sure did. We are now related to her, Nacarlos. She is off limits to the likes of us.
Synclare Robbins and her nephew, Nacarlius Robbins
Wendy: Easy, easy Mich! Yes, yes, the cake is delicious.
Mich: I got it at J'Adore Bakery.
Nacarlos: I think I can't wait to marry Jenny.
Nacarlius: Really. You woo-hoo with her already. What is the point of going through the ceremony?
Nacarlos: It is required in the Mission. To bind legally with a human. So we will not raise suspicion in human society.
Nacarlius: But we can woo-hoo with anyone!!!
Nacarlos: Yes. To spread the DNA. The purpose of having a wife is to ensure that there will always be a uterus accepting of our seed. It is not always possible and easy to woo-hoo with anyone.
Nacarlius: What human female would not want us? We are handsome Anotothians!
Nacarlos: It is something called love and fidelity in a marriage between two humans, Nacarlius.
Nacarlius: So I will pick ones that aren't married. Plus woo-hoo with Kelly and impregnate her with my seed.
Nacarlos: Sounds like a good plan, brother!
Wendy: Oh, Uncle Zaed, you are so funny!
Wendy: Come on everybody, time to dance. Do the Smustle!
Xuan: Ya mean, do the fertility dance....
Quavi: Yes indeed. This dance will make our seed stronger than ever. It is done on a regular basis on Anatoth.
Zaed: La, la, la, la,....DO THE SMUSTLE!!!
Zaed: Do no say such things my son! Marriage to a human is part of the Mission.
King: Xuan. I warn you. Do not spread such lies.
Xuan: Whoo's zat?
King: It is I, your King.
Xuan: Errrr.....what lies??
King: Must I spell it out? You will say nothing that in any way shape or form hinders the marriage process between an Anotothian and a human. You will make it seem like a smooth and wonderful experience.
Xuan: **mumble, hangs head** Alright.
Alien chatter dies away....
Xuan: I mean, Mich, you will feel like you want to be attached to your wife forever. Really.
Xuan: (Thinking) Man oh man. I can't believe they actually believe that dance will make their seed stronger. Heh. I will just stand over here real calm like, eat cake, and smile. Maybe I will smile.
Zaed: Xuan. You need alla the help you can get. You must Smustle.
Xuan: My seed is strong enough. I have Xen, don't I?
Zaed: Indeed. But you have woo-hoo'd many and only impregnated one.
Xuan: Yes, father. *grumble*
Alien Chatter dies away.....
Daphne: Oh Quavi, you are so handsome. I can't get enough of you!
Quavi: Daphne, you are the most beautiful human...errr...woman....I have ever seen!
Mich turns off the recorder.
And that was the wedding ceremony. After the party and fertility dance was over, Wendy and I went on a short outing to get rested up. We had lots of work waiting for us with the dogs.
The very night we returned from our trip, there were holes to fill up in the yard. Wendy was not pleased. She said she thought the dogs did it. I wasn't so sure. Then I saw this the next day:
I am going to breed them. I think I will be able to do at least 20. I want to raise them to adulthood, then sell them. Now. These dogs will have imbedded in their skin listening devices and even cameras. Yes. A virtual network of spies all over Prosperity Falls. Who are they spying on? Well, everyone. For the Mission. To ensure there are no betrayals of our own people, to see if the Humans are catching on. The reports will go right to the King. That is it.
The day arrived when they were born. There were 3 males and 1 femail. Wendy named them: Hoyt, Larkin, Cian were the males, and she named the female Glenna. How odd, I thought, to name the animals. 'Tis like a woman I suppose. They always want to name the babies.
Odd Pic Out:
Mich and Wendy talk on the phone to keep friendships up. Mich is not thrilled by the idea, being the shy Sim he is.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS this round: One new Sim: Wendy