TITLE: The Human Condition
Lot: Robbins.1 Quavi, Daphne, Jessica, Joan, Nacarols and Nacarlius
Last Visit: A Meeting Of The Minds
Quavi here. Yes, it is me. Hum. Let's see....where do I start? Yes? This little button right here? Oh... *blip* Lots of scuffling around the computer, papers russeling, a dropped pen on the floor. **OUCH!!** Quavi whacks his head on the desk as he retrieves the pen.
LOTS OF ALIEN CUSSING - &^#@)(*!!!!! GAWD!!! Daphneeeeee! How do you turn on this dingfangled machine!
Daphne - Honey, what on earth are you trying to do?
Quavi - I have to....errrr.....write a report. For work. Yeah, that's it.
Daphne delicately pushes the power button in the DEAL Dimension 8400 owned by the Robbinses. DEAL is the official and proud sponsor of the Anotothian Invasion on Earth.
**AHEM** Alright. Now then. I am Quavi. Is this thing working? Yes? Okay.
Through some research and investigation, I found this is a problem that human elder males have on rare occasions for reasons beyond my comprehension. I never fathomed I would not have the ability to spread my DNA anymore. Ah well. I have given the earth 11 troops. Is it enough? NO! I must be diligent in finding a cure for this problem. At least my nephew Xuan finally did contribute to the Mission by becoming a DNA sponsor of Xen.
Now then. The last two children born from Daphne's womb have grown and left the house.
Aspiration - Family
LTW - To Become an Education Minister
Aspiration - Family
LTW - To Marry Off 6 Children
I am expecting that Nacarlos will pass much wisdom to his children. He has already dedicated himself to teaching others. The boy Narcarlius has thoughts much like my own, he wishes to pass his DNA to as many as possible! BRAVO!
Now then, I have called upon my children from the womb of Alien Joy Capehart-Robbins.
*Swift interruption by Xuan*
Xuan: Bah. The only thing I have been asked to do is donate my DNA to make more of the little rug rats. The rest of you can train them.
Quavi: Xuan! Have you been listening to my entire report?
Xuan: Heh. Yep. I can hear your thoughts from across the neighborhood. I am DA MAN. Don' you dare include these comments in your report to the King, Uncle Quavi!
Quavi: Now listen here Xuan. Every Anotothian on Earth has duties to fulfill on earth for the Mission. All of us have taken on more than you would even think of attempting. Due to your...errr....obvious.....errr......
Xuan: Say it Uncle Quavi! That I am no good, that I continually try to buck the system!
Zaed: Xuan! My son! Cease this right now!
Silence from Xuan
Jati: Xuan, what did you mean when you told Uncle Quavi to not report your comments to the King?
Silence from Xuan
Zaed: My son. You have fulfilled your duties to the Mission by donating Xen. He will be a fine lad and addition to the Mission. I am proud. Your gifts and abilities are too much to take lightly. It grievs me you do not find appreciation in them.
Xuan: I do not want them! I want to be a normal human! I have taken a decision. Uncle Quavi, Jati, and Father. I am moving out of Joy's house. I don't want to be there!
Jati: Xuan you cannot! You and Uncle Quavi made a pact. He would provide DNA for Joy's Alien womb if you provided her a roof over her head and those of the children she birthed with Quavi. You cannot leave her alone there! Her own earthen people, the Capeharts, have disowned her because she is not snowleopard. She is ALIEN. She is one of us! It is our responsibility to see her way in the world. She has not been versed in the Mission. Xuan. Listen to me!
Xuan: In front of all of you I will say this. I will stay until she ages, then when her womb is no longer any good to produce troops I am moving on. She will have enough simoleons by then to live out her life without any worry.
Quavi is silent. Mentally, he searches out Zaed and Jati.
Xuan: I have learned something. This something I will not tell anyone right now.
Zaed: Xuan. If you have something to share, something to contribute to the Mission, it is your duty as an Anotothian to do so.
Xuan: I cannot, because I am not sure of it. It will have to wait.
Jati: Blast it! Xuan, how are you doing this? I cannot read your mind?
Xuan: Jati, I feel you knockin', but you can't come in. HAHA!
Quavi: Apparenlty, Xuan has learned the ability to read our minds, and close his own.
Zaed sighs. I will die soon. Jati will become head of the Mission in my place, just as I did for my father Timo. Jati. It seems that Xuan's abilities are expanding beyond anything we had ever comprehended. It is hard telling what Xuan knows now, what he is not sharing. It is my advice to monitor the situation, Jati. Becuase, until your abilites matches his, there is naught much you can do.
Jati gravely nods, whilst sitting on the sofa in Mission Control. Zaed is lounging on the deck chair on the back porch. Quavi is sitting at his computer in his compound. And Xuan is laying on his bed in Joy's house privately rejoicing because, finally, THEY are getting off his back.
Zaed: There is one more thing I will say during this meeting. Jati. Double your reports to Anatoth. Xuan. I will remind you that the King is much stronger than any of us here. He is KING for a reason. I will advise you to continue your duties in the Mission. You do not want personal attention from him if you are not participating in the Mission as per your duty as an Anotothian requires. Quavi. Find out what is wrong with your DNA equipment. I understand....?
Quavi: Quite so. It has ceased operations.
Xuan bursts out mentally laughing. Are you telling us you can't woo-hoo? This is priceless!!!!!
Quavi: I believe it is linked to a human condition. I am researching.
Zaed: Xuan! That is enough! Do you realize the implications of this? Quavi has taken on a human condition that does not allow more Anotothians to be born. If we were all to develop this condition it could snuff us all out! The Mission would be a failure! And you have told us during this meeting you want to be more HUMAN? Do you want this too? I advise you to cease these thoughts about becoming human. You are not human, by any means. You continue these thoughts and I gaurantee you will get unwanted attention from the King.
Xuan sighs. Now he has to worry about the KING.
Zaed: That is all. Good evening to all. SYNCLARE! Bring me a brewski!
At any rate, the troops I have contributed to the Mission are fine specimens, and I leave nothing wanting or to offer. I have done my duty.
ACCOMPLISHMENT THIS ROUND: Daphne reaches TOC - Chief of Staff