Last Visit: The Anotothians Learn Something New
Hey ya. Kolton here. Well, things are alot different then the last time I talked to ya. Man when I first came home from college, I still felt like it was pretty much party city around here. Ya know...havin' friends over, havin' fun. Dating....dating....dating. Yeah. Well, things really changed. Now I feel like real life has hit me right up side of the head. I really am the head of the household now. Well, dad loved his cats.
Cara and I was real broken up after all that. I returned to dating, and she did too.
It wasn't long before I counted it all up...I had had 50 first dates. Suddenly I felt like I didn't need to date anymore. But Cara was still mad at me for smacking her around at the party. I decided to get a job, I went into the Culinary Field like Cara. Maybe I could get her attention again. My heart was feelin' real heavy...I lost mom and dad....I did some heavy dating right under Cara's nose...and the cats started fighting all the time.
LTW: To Reach Golden Anniversary
***** static.....BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP****
Xuan: Hahahahah! I did it!!!!!
Jati: It isn't enough Xuan. You know that.
Zaed: Xuan! Explain in detail!
Zaed: Stick to the facts, boy. Whilst a voluptuous body is admirable in a human female, it is not necessary or required to pass your abilities to offspring.
*Xuan rolls his eyes* Alright. I went to the party, and saw Cara there. I checked her out, her womb was empty.
Quavi: What a great ability that is!
Xuan: Whatever. I figured I might be able to do somethin' there. This party wasn't gonna be a total bust, after all.
Zaed: Jati, give us the report about Cara Strickland. I understand the KING of ANATOTH has had contact.
Jati: Yes father.
Xuan: Oh give me a break!
Zaed: Quiet, BOY! It is the KING we are discussing! You never disrespect the KING of ANATOTH!
*Xuan rolls his eyes, again*
Quavi: So the KING had a few words with Cara?
Jati: Yes indeed. Our people came paid her a visit. The KING did see to it that her memory was erased. She recollects nothing about the meeting.
Xuan: Naw, naw, naw.....it was my superior body and gorgeous bedroom eyes....
*Zaed's brows shoot up in silent warning*
Quavi: Ahem. Let me say this....
*Zaed and Quavi look at each other, confused*.
Jati: Xuan, their telepathy just zoned out.
Xuan. Yeah. HAHAHAHA!
Jati: Finish it Xuan. Just give me the report, I will file it with the KING.
Xuan: Okay. I suppose sufficeth to say, yes, Cara was visited by the Aliens.
Jati: You mean...OUR PEOPLE.
Xuan. What ever. Anyway, I found her to be more open to dating and stuff after that. In fact, she called me up on the phone.
Xuan: She called me from the Crypto-Night Club. She wanted me to come downtwon. I was really expecting it. After all, I am Xuan.
Xuan: I had no trouble getting out of the house. Joy was busy with the rugrats. ha.
Xuan: When I arrived, I saw her there. I knew I was gonna get her, that night. I think she knew it too. I could SMELL her eagerness.
*Xuan glances at Jati fleetingly* Yes. Smell. I knew we were gonna woo-hoo. I am a woo-hoo machine! I AM XUAN!
Xuan: We woo-hoo'd in the photobooth at the club. I immediatley knew...she carried my seed. It quickly became a fetus.
Jati: Very good, Xuan.
Xuan: Yep....my part in the mission is done. *Xuan leans back satisfactorily, fingers linked behind his head.*
Quavi: Xuan! You are not done! You must either pregnate her again, or find another womb!
You are not to be selfish with your abilities. I have sent my son Quartell to keep an eye on Cara and the new Anotothian, Xen.
*Zaed quickly glances around the table. He knows he is missing out on the silent conversation*.
Jati: So, Xuan. It is settled. You have managed one. One new Anotothian. You must father more.
*Xuan hangs his head, thinking...will it ever end.....*
*Kolton shakes his head* Where was I? Oh yes. Mary is the complete opposite of me and Cara. Cara is a Romance Sim, where I am Pleasure. Mary wants to have a solid family life. More to her, I say. Even though she is adopted, I was sure she would pick up on me and Cara's likes and dislikes, somewhat. Ah well. Such is life.
I could have sworn I saw Robbins come creepin' by the house one night.
Well, Cara and I are talking again. She is as lovely as the day I first met her. She acts like she doesn't really remember much about the last few months. She smiles and cuddles Xen like he is priceless. Because of that, I love him too.
I am here tonight to report about the drama unfolding at the Strickland residence. It seems that Cara Olshfski-Strickland was abducted by Aliens on the Strickland lot some months ago. That's right!! ABDUCTED. The Alien abductions which were front page news years ago have resumed in the quiet unassuming town of Prosperity Falls.
This is Berry Nosey...the chick with a Nose For News.....signing off on WeSIM!
ACCOMPLISHMENTS this round: Kolton -LTW - 50 first dates. Fraiser and Camryn - died in plat. One new Sim - Xen