Title: Chevy's Head Gets A Makeover
Lot: The Strickland Homestead - Chevy, Kirstee, Carla and Woody
Last Visit: The Stricklands, Week 12/ New Beginnings?
Well, hayelle. This chere's Kirstee. Hay ya'll 'member when mah girl Gertrude was snatched up by them Aliens? Well, they came back to mah house again, yep they did. 'Cept this tahm they took mah Chevy. *sob* Well, he didn't come back bein' his same ol' self thet he used ta be. *sob* He came back with a....with a.... gawd Ah can't say it. He came back with poultry stuck to his head!!!!! Them Aliens did him over alright. *wails* Then...then... *hiccups* when they brought him back... *sob* they jest kicked him right outta the space ship lahk he was nuthin!!!! He's my CHEVY....
Well, Ah decided raght away Ah still loved him an' all. Yep, jest because his head was now a home fer a chicken, didn't mean nuthin'. Well, the thang clucks ever now an' then, but Ah think Ah kin ignore thet. Chevy don' act lahk it's nuthin' at'all.....lahk it's the most natural thang in the worl' to have Miss Prissy up there lookin' a the earth from the vantage point atop his head.
Well, his momma Carla came outta her grave to see whut alla the comotion was about. Hayelle, she has been comin' around alot lately. Skeers the kids have to death. She never bothered me and Chevy's natural born kids much, but she really seems to be after our adopted kids. Yep, iffen ya'll 'member, we brought little Carla into our home. Well, she grew up real purty lahk. Chevy named her after his momma. Supposedly.
Berry Nosey reporting! Folks this is the first time I have ever witnessed something like this in all my days of investigative journalism. This is the second time I have been called to the Strickland home to investigate an alien abduction. The first time it was the teenaged daughter, Gertrude who was sucked unceremoniously into the alien space ship and taken for a joyride. Ms. Strickland came back from her experience none the worse for the wear. Many residents of Prosperity Falls have been abducted by these aliens, and miraculously, the adult males come back pregnant with alien babies. The teen-agers seem to be unaffected by this happening. However, it looks like elderly males might be inflicted with a member of the poultry family implanted upon the top of their heads! If you will remember, Senior Citizen Tosca McClelland was abducted, and came back completely normal! This is really something to behold, and a strange miracle of nature to say the least. You can bet I will keep an eye on this one. This is Berry Nosey, signing off!